You guys remember the Red Bull class action?

Kinja'd!!! "Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S." (calebms)
02/13/2016 at 17:10 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!4 Kinja'd!!! 14

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

TL;DR version: Red Bull doesn’t actually “give you wings,” so some loveable jackasses decided to form a Class Action Lawsuit, and amazingly, they won! A court ruling last year Febuary decided that Red Bull owed its’ drinkers $13m in settlements. You could either receive $15 worth of product, or $10 cash, and mid-Febuary last year I signed up for the former.

Why am I telling you this today? Well one year after I applied for settlement, my $15 worth of Red Bull arrived! I was surprised and proceeded to laugh my ass of for a good five minutes before cracking open a can to remember I don’t like it.

Kinja'd!!! Kinja'd!!!

Oh well.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! iSureWilll > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/13/2016 at 17:12

Kinja'd!!!2

I wish I had heard about this... Shit...


Kinja'd!!! 1111111111111111111111 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/13/2016 at 17:17

Kinja'd!!!1

Nice!


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/13/2016 at 17:18

Kinja'd!!!2

Wish I got in on that too. Why let the Lawyers get all of the bennies?

Still love my Red Bull.


Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > iSureWilll
02/13/2016 at 17:21

Kinja'd!!!0

I’ll send you a can!


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/13/2016 at 17:22

Kinja'd!!!0

Shortly after buying my Fit we got 11 bucks and change from a class action suit against Sylvania for the defective low beams. The oem low beams do indeed suck.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/13/2016 at 17:25

Kinja'd!!!2

When my roommate walked in from the mailbox carrying three tiny boxes I just started laughing.


Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Birddog
02/13/2016 at 17:25

Kinja'd!!!0

More of a Nos man myself, but hey, free Red Bull is free Red Bull.


Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Tohru
02/13/2016 at 17:28

Kinja'd!!!1

I was wondering what the hell it could be, because I hadn’t ordered anything recently, and it was heavy for its size. But when I saw “energydrinksettlement.com” on the label I started connecting the dots.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/13/2016 at 17:39

Kinja'd!!!1

4 x 8 oz cans is worth $15? Must be the bull urine.


Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > ttyymmnn
02/13/2016 at 17:41

Kinja'd!!!1

That comes out to 47¢ an ounce!


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/13/2016 at 17:47

Kinja'd!!!0

Send it to me. I like it.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/13/2016 at 18:26

Kinja'd!!!0

dang i like red bull too missed out on this one


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/13/2016 at 19:16

Kinja'd!!!0

Awe man hopefully that means I get mine in a few days


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn
02/13/2016 at 19:34

Kinja'd!!!2

I guess they included the shipping in the $15. That might cost you $12 at a convenience store.

But the attorneys who brought the class action got at least seven, and maybe eight figures.